Well, I couldn’t figure out how to embed a YouTube video into WordPress because it works differently than everything else on the internet, apparently. >:( Here’s a link to a video… Instead of an episode… And then I’m going away for awhile. Check out babymutints.com, though! It’s not totally functional yet, but it’s getting there… Official launch will be announced on the Facebook page and… elsewhere.

Cheers!

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Baby Mutints Episode 20: “Let It All Fall Apart”

and then…

BONUS TRACK: Like a poem but with words and themes

LYRICS

I don’t wanna wait around

But making change is out

I’m an “artiste”– hardly

All the ways I swallow garbage

I could eat up all the vomit

On the father’s carpet

Honest politics

Job’s a bitch

Drama chicks

Higher knowledge

I don’t think you understand

Lie-enlightened view

High on white and blue

Titans you

Sacrifice to plastic idols

Protect your best investments and your estimated debts and

Tell me all about the way you wanna runaway to be a table waitress

Paid with latex matrix paychecks

Tell me all about it when you’re wasted and

Your hate stays when your daze ends

Like I’d wanna hit the bar with all you

Racist, faceless, basic slave hicks

And the island still remains

She’s a shameless rapist

Take your time so I don’t feel the change

Keep your eyes upon the tame

And let ‘em pave a painless way to be alive because it’s all you’ll ever be

Yeah, I’m ALL about the game

Even Jesus hates us

Satan, Saul and sinners all the same

Fill your bottles when it rains

And get your favorite taste of nature while it’s out because it’s now or never leave

And the garden is a dream

United states of facelifts

Blood is runnin’ out of hollow veins

Put a saddle on your brain

And hit your favorite chain of mutilated sow because it’s all we’ll ever see

Introduce the baby mutints getting’ down like they don’t owe the world a thing

IN WHICH Andy is way super negative, and inexplicably bursts into rhyme… and bursts into flame… and bursts onto the scene. Like a… like… cuz I seen it fo’ reals. Hey! BONUS: Free downloadable song! And lyrisissizz!

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Baby Mutints Episode 19: “Andy Is A Gangster”

ALSO

The Song From Today’s Episode! “Andy Is A Cake” by Andy

Lyrics!!

Civil is the god of fallen sinners in the devils city

Hit a bouncy titty

Daddy

Is about to get offended

Hangin’ with so many divinities in the mental clinic

It’s a bitch to finish but winning is just a feeling

Millions of opinions simmering in the pan again

Fuck acetominophen, gotta take my Ritalin

I’m feeling appealing but god I really went insane, I meant it

I’m allowed to tell you ain’t I?

I’m about to wither and die

I’m about as instrumental to the devil’s meddles as God

Sit around the fire

Look at that messiah

I light up entire bibles of lies and

Get down on vaginas tighter

Than my image

Try to keep up with this side of me

Cuz I could be alright a guy if I was a giant apology

Get the Vatican analysts on the panel to babble

About the cattle with animal data

I’m about the shadow man

I’m a channeled avalanche

Like a sad old man

In Atlanta ramblin down at his hand

In a trampled van with a camera

Mounted down and America’s

Flag crammed in a blender

And half rendered already…

I’m like that but packaged to

Pass classes and dressed in a mass fashion

To lessen the stress of rational thoughts

And the free man walks

Like a dreamin’ dog

My shit is twitchin’ and fidgetin’

I’m about to be ill again

Feelin’ a sentimental appeal

And the gentleman isn’t here, he’s a little mental experiment

It’s almost like I just invented it

It’s too bad that I’m dead

I coulda rented the equivalent

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IN WHICH a Maudlyn is introduced to spread her Maudlynisms all over your face. Andy battles face-to-face with flying robots with guns attached and tries to sweet talk his way out of it. Chaos ensues. Nothing gets done. Sounds about right…

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Baby Mutints Episode 18: “Meat Maudlyn”

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In which a billionaire is disrespected, announcements are made, and free punch is promised at the end of the seminar.

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Baby Mutints Episode 17: “What-A-Feller?!”

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In which Andy insists that stuff is happening, you guys. Then Andy unleashes the spirit of Lillith, dark queen of the underworld and summons the irrevocably encyclopedic hip-hop etiquette of Pastor Dale.

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Baby Mutints Episode 16: “The Nephilims Is In The Details”

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In which Andy introspectively intercepts inceptions of incest while insisting that his insolence is inward but innocent in most instances. Also, why school is only here to make you stupid, and four-year-old children are evil, evil things.

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Baby Mutints Episode 15: “The Swing Of Things”

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State of the Mutint

In which Andy inexplicably rushes through what is potentially the most important episode thus far.  A team is introduced, and a change is set in motion.

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Baby Mutints Episode 14: “State Of The Mutint”

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The Spirit of Now

In which Andy reads his very first book ever, rambles about guns like a redneck on roofies, and explains how to get anything you want in life, for free, always.

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A Godless Society

In which Andy ponders the wandering shmonderer fondling bondablur bloobity whatever…

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Baby Mutints Episode 12: “A Godless Society”

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